Scary Movie 5. Oh wait, sorry, Scary Person 1.

I understand if you suddenly jump back in horror after seeing this. I had a similar reaction. My niece who was beside me, shrieked and is currently hiding under the bed, refusing to come out.
Hey he's just two! He can't distinguish between Evan Rachel Wood and Cruella De Ville now, can he?



Whoever dressed Rachel and applied that make up needs to be fired. 
Honey, you're going to a premiere, not to a fun reunion gathering with ol' vampire buddies.
I can just imagine a line of blood slowly drooling out of her mouth. 
Dark stained lips, Black nail polish, pale skin...need I go on?



The dress was almost bearable. Keyword: Almost.

Sigh.